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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Welcome to the Cripple Closet</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @davidbowiesmanpackage)</generator><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>coolest person ever award goes 2 u</title><description>&lt;p&gt;YAY!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51154511774</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51154511774</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:20:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>weasleywheezes:

davidbowiesmanpackage:

Alex is miss you

I want to drink capri sun vodka with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weasleywheezes.tumblr.com/post/51125625396/davidbowiesmanpackage-alex-is-miss-you-i-want" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;weasleywheezes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alex is miss you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I want to drink capri sun vodka with you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Honestly I and so proud of myself for thinking of this and following through&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51125894910</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51125894910</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:01:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Alex is miss you</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Alex is miss you&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51125420053</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51125420053</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We ran through the fountain an shone one put their detergent oin it so its all suds I am covered yay</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We ran through the fountain an shone one put their detergent oin it so its all suds I am covered yay&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51124939595</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51124939595</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:46:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You wouldn&amp;#8217;t tho k a Capri sun of vodka would be enough bit nope drink</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You wouldn&amp;#8217;t tho k a Capri sun of vodka would be enough bit nope drink&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51119938909</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51119938909</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BUT IT IS REALLY EVERYTHIBG I’VE EVER WANTED</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a103ffa5c298145c383d3bafd068c60e/tumblr_mn8a0mzy851qc1kzuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;BUT IT IS REALLY EVERYTHIBG I’VE EVER WANTED&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51115264675</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51115264675</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd544cc9f119751957f35517d0ea49c8/tumblr_mmylfcqcby1s1szpho1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51098042856</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51098042856</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:53:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smilingemoticon.tumblr.com/post/51086750369/official-dress-code-for-all-females-in-public-schools"&gt;smilingemoticon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51096310915</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51096310915</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:31:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Yesterday I found pictures of you sitting in your underwear. A...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51094350586" src="http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51094350586/audio_player_iframe/davidbowiesmanpackage/tumblr_mdahhq0eEZ1qc15c0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdavidbowiesmanpackage%2F51094350586%2Ftumblr_mdahhq0eEZ1qc15c0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Yesterday I found pictures of you sitting in your underwear. A middle finger to your mother, and a fuck you to your father.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;You told me to throw those out. I said I did but I lied. I’ve been traveling the entire country and you haven’t left my bedside. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51094350586</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51094350586</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:05:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f97822dcb3b0d43f7cb3928da254804/tumblr_mmg7lzAbhc1s2kskyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51093777213</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51093777213</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I hate this class this is offensive to my major and everything...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/248ce8b88d464d2f8a2e18f7266ffde3/tumblr_mn7rf5rpCd1qc1kzuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hate this class this is offensive to my major and everything I’ve learned this year I corrected my professor in class and ugh I hate everything.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51085209822</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51085209822</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:59:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wah. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9cb380d2a478aa574d9d4f5f7e3e3e98/tumblr_mn7l6tewEz1qc1kzuo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;wah. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51077518147</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51077518147</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:44:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>photojojo:

In his gigantic body of work, Arno Rafael Minkkinen...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32c0eb97f1c254e679cc22963197630f/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/220ed1f4103517471ef6bead5e035b94/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3382d58b0fbd144d3f5c00e52e7ad70/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/932a4a48b3ab4356b7b562d1192197b3/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/344307ffbaf3aaf397d8da513427a200/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d03928a99ad1cdc39f02031502339ba/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0698022529799262889542889eda86a2/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cba5f529db158cdfdf81d8d7c7032d79/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9687882568da4d57f8dd4776e320ac03/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6aa9dd0fc6b5ab3cdb4b55ef6a701d78/tumblr_mmjz3fu1tj1qzng72o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.photojojo.com/post/51075113637/in-his-gigantic-body-of-work-arno-rafael" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;photojojo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;In his gigantic body of work, &lt;a href="http://www.arno-rafael-minkkinen.com/"&gt;Arno Rafael Minkkinen&lt;/a&gt; uses the human body in a truly ingenious way. Instead of the person being the center of focus, Arno cleverly aligns parts of the human body seamlessly with the rest of the picture.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.arno-rafael-minkkinen.com/water_and_sky.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Human Form Aligned with Nature&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;via &lt;a href="http://anythingphotography.tumblr.com/post/50108872775/the-body-in-nature-unusually-beautiful"&gt;Anything Photography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51076191140</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51076191140</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6tv5vYJXc1qfjrdco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51075773320</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51075773320</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:12:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjz4vvdNL1qe3twro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51075240647</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51075240647</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:02:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cubicle life</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c97ad0e05d0d5504b044ecf83497fdbb/tumblr_mn7iq058jx1qc1kzuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;cubicle life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51074682395</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51074682395</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:51:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>no but like matt smith</title><description>&lt;p&gt;no but like matt smith&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51042902887</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51042902887</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:06:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i want to kiss matt smith</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i want to kiss matt smith&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51042533731</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51042533731</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>glennrieck replied to your post: this marijuana is gluten free
The booty is gluten free
AYYYYYYY THE...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://glennrieck.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c24ebb74cc23_40.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="http://glennrieck.tumblr.com/"&gt;glennrieck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51039753136/this-marijuana-is-gluten-free"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51039753136/this-marijuana-is-gluten-free"&gt;this marijuana is gluten free&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;The booty is gluten free&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AYYYYYYY THE BOOTY IS GLUTEN FREE YAAAAAAAAY &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51042428086</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51042428086</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this marijuana is gluten free</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i’m all urs bb &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51039753136</link><guid>http://davidbowiesmanpackage.tumblr.com/post/51039753136</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:27:30 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
